Ugh, The Office Party

Something I've been dreading for the last month: The Office Party! This year is semi-formal and I have nothing to wear. Literally, I work in a warehouse so all my clothes are old! For me to buy a dress is something I have no experience at all. So I pick: This?

or this:
And yet as I look at dresses I see a style in me coming out. Now if only I could lose that pesky 95 pounds by Sunday. I already know nothing will look good on me. I look like a rectangle in a dress. Not flattering. My choice, though, in my dreams...


This will never happen. In addition to working in a warehouse, I also have the salary of working in a warehouse. I'm thinking showing up as I am, in jeans and workboots! Although jeans are strictly forbidden this year. Yeah, so is an expensive outfit strictly forbidden for me. I don't know what to do. And I'm getting more and more depressed every day. Only 5 more days. WTF!